Today is bleh. Hence, quizzes.10:41 Dec 13 2007
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My score on The Why do we Exist Test:
Russell
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The empiricist; the logical positivist, social activist ... and above all, the rationalist.
Cause and effect, reality and unreality - observation and truth, these are the questions that interest Russell - one of the greatest thinkers of all time.
You desire a world free of chaos; you desire order, and you see religion as obsolete possibly. (he wrote "Why I am not a Christian and we banned from speaking in New York. So much for freedom of speech.)
Link: The Why do we Exist Test
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My score on The Self-Validation Through Tests Test:
Needs a Psychic
(You scored 63% in the "I validate myself" section, and 53% in the "I'm just bored" section!)
Based on your highly scientific test results, it appears that you have a habit of taking to heart the results you get in online tests. You haven't yet reached a point of using said tests to actually validate your worth as a human being, but you're getting there. Although it's possible that you're just bored, you're also believing a lot about how "huggable" you are.
Step back a moment and consider this: the best person to determine how many sex partners you'll have, at what age you'll die, and if said death will occur during sex would undoubtably be your psychic. So put down the mouse, pick up the phone, and call Miss Cleo before you tread even further down the path of online-test addiction and an intervention needs to take place.
Link: The Self-Validation Through Tests Test
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My score on The Which Spice Are You Test:
Saffron
(You scored 100% intoxication, 0% hotness, 100% complexity, and 50% craziness!)
You are Saffron!
Those other spices have nothing on you! You're warm, smart, and you make people feel really good (and with no side-effects!). You can be difficult to get to know and require a lot of those who try, but you're so totally worth it. *Sigh*
Link: The Which Spice Are You Test
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My score on The human categorization for my own nefarious purposes Test:
Magic Saw
(You scored... 59% Druliciousness, 71% Politigoodness, 68% Techno-eroticity)
If you are a Magic Saw, you're a superhero of liberal, leftist, or for very high Politigoodness scores, even radical politics, just like me. We probably vote for the same people, work for the same causes, attend the same protests, and even write the same things on our antiwar signs.
And yet, something isn't quite right. Ever been to a magic show and seen a lady sawn in half? There's a strong aroma of sawn lady around you, Magic Saw. I have a feeling that you're hiding something - something un-Drulike - just out of sight.
The higher your Druliciousness score is, the less significant this is likely to be. At Druliciousness scores of 65% to 74%, the sawn lady aroma might be quite pleasant and entertaining - life-enriching, even. For LoLa and other tribester pals, the Magical Saw is a Magical Muscial Saw, that plays the most beautiful music as the lady-halves in the boxes whirl and twirl around on the stage...
But if your Druliciousness score is below 50%, the test predicts that there's something very large and icky behind the curtain. And as the scores go lower and lower, these icky things are likely to gag a maggot. No, not in a good way, Mysterion. There is no "good way" to gag a maggot. Want to learn more? Please view the following instructional material, provided by grouchosuave. There will be a test later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsCgEWKDz88
Possible rankings:
Brachycephaloid – LOW Druliciousness; LOW Politigoodness; LOW Techno-eroticity
Treated with DruGard - LOW Druliciousness; LOW Politigoodness; HIGH Techno-eroticity
The Magic Saw - LOW Druliciousness; HIGH Politigoodness; LOW Techno-eroticity
Fruit of the DruDome - LOW Druliciousness; HIGH Politigoodness; HIGH Techno-eroticity
Red State Drulicious - HIGH Druliciousness; LOW Politigoodness; LOW Techno-eroticity
Dark Matterling - HIGH Druliciousness; LOW Politigoodness; HIGH Techno-eroticity
Anomalicious Cupcake - HIGH Druliciousness; HIGH Politigoodness; LOW Techno-eroticity
Uber Spookypants - HIGH Druliciousness; HIGH Politigoodness; HIGH Techno-eroticity
Link: The human categorization for my own nefarious purposes Test
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You are ruled by the American Dragon of Valor! You'll do any favor asked of you. Anything to help someone in need. You would never take a lover unless she was the right one. It doesn't feel honorable to you to take something you don't feel is yours. Just be careful when taking up a quest. There are people out there who would take advantage for their own personal gain.Take this 
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